Friday, November 5, 2010

Football According to...

Football According to my 2 year old daughter:

Daughter: "Mommy let's play football in the basement."
Me: "Sure sweetie let's play."
Daughter: "I'm the quarterback, I throw you the ball and then you run."
Me: "And then what?"
Daughter: "And then I tackle you. No touch-touch."
Me: "You mean no touchdown?"
Daughter "Yes."

Football According to my husband:

Husband: "Who are the Lions losing too this week."
Me: "Shut it and go knit something."

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