Bad Football

Warning for any female readers: the following blog contains a blunt discussion of football in the midwest. You should refraid from reading further if the subject bores you to death.

I wanted to share with you a few thoughts on football of late.

1: The Brown's really suck (4-10) but why is all of Cleveland complaining when they could be the Detroit Lions (0-14 now) who are well on their way to the first ever 0-16 season by any NFL team EVER. The Lions are so bad and so hopeless that the Browns better watch out or Detroit might just steal Romeo Crennel and Ken Dorsey out from under Cleveland's nose.

2: I thought it was really funny when Braylon Edwards was denying trade rumors and complaining that he had a target on his back because he played for (I won't say he went to school at) U of Michigan. Is he suggesting that he wants to play for the Lions instead? see above.

3. The highlight of the Browns game last night was that their kicker, Phil Dawson, kicked his 30th field goal of the season. For those of you unfamiliar with the game, that's a lot. That means that 40 some odd yards away is as close as the team can get to the end zone.
Anyway Mr. Dawson had a great quote that I thought I would share with you. It went something like this: Like they say back home, the white spot on the top of the chicken shit is still chicken shit. I don't know where that man is from but I like it.

4. Also in football news and I've saved the best for last: A browns fan was pulled over and ticketed BECAUSE THE LAWN MOVER HE HAD CONVERTED INTO A MOTORIZED COUCH THAT HE USED TO MOVE DRUNK FANS AROUND THE MUNI LOT WHILE TAILGATING HAD EXPIRED PLATES. Come on CPD give the guy a break!